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Posted on 30th Aug at 3:59 PM, with 2 notes

why the 70% of Alex Turner’s photos are in black and white?

Posted on 30th Aug at 3:51 PM, with 717 notes
the mirror's image: it's home time
Posted on 30th Aug at 2:23 PM, with 287 notes
itspaulmccartney:

u see this man??? this man’s name is ALEX TURNER…. he is a NUISANCE and a complete WASTE of oxygen!!!!!!!!!!! he is a BULLY…..and probably a COMMUNIST too……..he’s a dumb teenage boy who TRIES to look like my own best friend JOHN LENNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look at his hair….. look at his dumb leather jacket……… guess what kiddo, the hamburg days are OVER…………. keep trying with ur dumb quiff and leather jacket and “”“humbug”“” album (how LAME)….. u will NEVER be like john lennon. u will NEVER be cool……. get ready to be wiped OUT of the music industry!!!! so long, pal

itspaulmccartney:

u see this man??? this man’s name is ALEX TURNER…. he is a NUISANCE and a complete WASTE of oxygen!!!!!!!!!!! he is a BULLY…..and probably a COMMUNIST too……..he’s a dumb teenage boy who TRIES to look like my own best friend JOHN LENNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look at his hair….. look at his dumb leather jacket……… guess what kiddo, the hamburg days are OVER…………. keep trying with ur dumb quiff and leather jacket and “”“humbug”“” album (how LAME)….. u will NEVER be like john lennon. u will NEVER be cool……. get ready to be wiped OUT of the music industry!!!! so long, pal

Posted on 30th Aug at 10:26 AM, with 208,050 notes

kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

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Posted on 30th Aug at 9:46 AM, with 1 note
The fanfic full of nonsense - The Treehouse of Horror XXXVIII

The cinema hall was emptying and the people came out slowly, one after the other. Miles and Alex were holding hands, they were frightened to death and still trembled at the memory of the film “One direction”. Out of the cinema everybody were looking at them and only then they loosened their hands and placed them in their pocket with a distracted air. Miles turned to Alex and looked at him with mischievous eyes and allusive air  ”I know what you’re thinking Mr. Kane and I totally agree with you, let’s do it,” said Alex. They went to the car because their desire needed to be consumed immediately. Miles opened the trunk and took the ball. The ball with wich they always played. How much loved balls. They played with the ball for 10 hours, until their bodies were drenched in sweat and tears and blood. Then they lay on the ground, yes, in the parking lot because they were tired and did not even have the strength to sit in the car. The heads were next to each other and gasped simultaneously. Then they fell asleep … but a car ran over Miles’s hand and it came out blue blood, because he was a true prince. Alex jumped up, he was frightened and panicked at the sight of all that blue. He finally perked up and he brought him to the hospital where the doctors advised Miles to take a good dose of Penis. They returned home sad, tired and sore. “Pass the rubber cock, so I feel a bit ‘less the  hand pain,” said Miles. “Oh no, you can still use mine ” Alex said. With a momentum Miles was already in bed with his ass ready ready, oh yes, they still played with the “ball” and that night they dreamed bottles. 

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